99th Homecoming

Last weekend was NIU's 99th homecoming:

• Campus was filled with activities, competitions and parades.
• Bars opened 5am and started serving "eggs and keggs".
• We witnessed a well dressed, 3o-something-year-old, alumni member being utterly in panic after someone removed and beer label from his cheek.
• The football team played on Saturday and was victorious.
• A group of soldiers fired a cannon after every touchdown
• I remembered that the gunpowder that cannons use smells like fart.
• I stole four pairs of BamBams from the game.
• I have four pairs of unnecessary BamBams on my table.
• We found a place that served 48oz pitchers of beer for $3.
• I have an empty unnecessary pitcher on my table.